Nina Paley's Fluff
National Police Week
Written by Ian Akin
Drawn by Nina Paley

The Escaped Animals
Terrible Mother (Sunday)
The New Guy
Checkers The Pirate (2 Weeks)
Prey Of The Month (Sunday)
The Cat Whisperer
Checkers' Ark (3 Weeks)


 
   

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Script:
FLUFF NATIONAL POLICE WEEK

MONDAY
Panel 1: Sasha & Elba hanging out on the porch, Elba reading the paper or an almanac.
Elba: 'It's National Police Week!'
Sasha: 'Don't tell Checkers.'
Panel 2: Checkers approaches Sasha, he's wearing a police hat and a belt from which dangle a pair of handcuffs.
Checkers: 'I'm a Police Dog now, and you're under arrest!'
Sasha: 'On what charge?'
Panel 3: Checkers looks smug, Sasha looks astonished.
Checkers: 'Loitering!'
Sasha: 'But that's what cats do!'

TUESDAY
Panel 1: Barking dog in foreground, an Irish setter or bloodhound or somesuch. In background Checkers is about to use a spraypaint can or a dripping paintbrush on a sign.
Dog: 'Woof! Arf, Bark… Woof!'
Sign: 'NO PARKING'
Panel 2: Checkers is about to arrest the dog, who looks startled and confused. Sign in background has been altered.
Checkers: 'You're under arrest!'
Sign: 'NO BARKING'

WEDNESDAY
Panel 1: Checkers in cop garb stands on curb writing a citation. A bluejay stands in street, spreading wings in a helpless gesture.
Bluejay: 'But I'm a Jay! How do you expect me to walk?'


THURSDAY
Panel 1: Checkers has a Rat tied to a chair with a bright light shining on it. Elba is asking Checkers what he's doing. Sasha says something confidentially to Snark.
Elba: 'What're you doing?'
Checkers: 'I'm grilling the suspect.'
Sasha: 'I prefer them raw.'

FRIDAY
Panel 1: A bad cat (Snark?) is writing on a wall, looking furtive.
Graffitti: 'Dogs Is No Good'
Panel 2: Checkers the cop approaches, on his hat it says 'Department of Corrections' (or 'Correctional Officer'). Bad cat looks totally alarmed.
Cat: 'Gasp!'
Panel 3: Checkers crosses out 'Is' and writes in 'Are'.