NATIONAL POLICE WEEK
Panel 1: Sasha & Elba hanging out on the porch, Elba reading
the paper or an almanac.
Elba: 'It's National Police Week!'
Sasha: 'Don't tell Checkers.'
Panel 2: Checkers approaches Sasha, he's wearing a police hat
and a belt from which dangle a pair of handcuffs.
Checkers: 'I'm a Police Dog now, and you're under arrest!'
Sasha: 'On what charge?'
Panel 3: Checkers looks smug, Sasha looks astonished.
Sasha: 'But that's what cats do!'
Panel 1: Barking dog in foreground, an Irish setter or bloodhound
or somesuch. In background Checkers is about to use a spraypaint
can or a dripping paintbrush on a sign.
Dog: 'Woof! Arf, Bark
Sign: 'NO PARKING'
Panel 2: Checkers is about to arrest the dog, who looks startled
and confused. Sign in background has been altered.
Checkers: 'You're under arrest!'
Sign: 'NO BARKING'
Panel 1: Checkers in cop garb stands on curb writing a citation.
A bluejay stands in street, spreading wings in a helpless gesture.
Bluejay: 'But I'm a Jay! How do you expect me to walk?'
Panel 1: Checkers has a Rat tied to a chair with a bright light
shining on it. Elba is asking Checkers what he's doing. Sasha
says something confidentially to Snark.
Elba: 'What're you doing?'
Checkers: 'I'm grilling the suspect.'
Sasha: 'I prefer them raw.'
Panel 1: A bad cat (Snark?) is writing on a wall, looking furtive.
Graffitti: 'Dogs Is No Good'
Panel 2: Checkers the cop approaches, on his hat it says 'Department
of Corrections' (or 'Correctional Officer'). Bad cat looks totally
Panel 3: Checkers crosses out 'Is' and writes in 'Are'.